After spending 11 straight hours in Stroz yesterday (new record!), I am back for more!! I'm surprised that I even got myself to get out of bed because my food baby has never been so large, and I'm basically still drooling over the most amazing brunch that ever existed, but here I am! Just call me a dedicated blogger now! I feel pretty basic blogging about brunch, but ugh girl, if you could have tasted the gooey yumminess of cookie butter pancakes that I had at Madison Social then you would have all the feels like I do right now.. I seriously could talk about how much I love brunch all day, but we all got bigger and better things to do like talk about the next meal I'm going to have in an hour. Sorry not sorry, big mama's gotta eat...
Anyway, I honestly wouldn't mind finals week thaaaat much if the library wasn't filled with people who don't even realize we have one until the last week of the year. They're like the people who only go to church on Easter and Christmas. I know you guys aren't trying to cause any trouble but as a regular Stroz goer, I don't appreciate that *MY* small circle table on the second floor to the right is taken all week.. It hurts. No seriously, I sit at that table so much it basically has my butt engraved into the chairs of it.
So here's a list of the people of Stroz that make me want to pull my hair out:
1. The attractive male
Somehow every beautiful boy on this earth just happens to go to FSU and chooses to go to the library at the same time. I mean hot dayuuum, everyone from the blue eyed beauty to the dad bod, there are so many times I catch myself staring. I mean they're fun to look at but it isn't fun when they see me and my unwashed hair of three days while shoving a cake pop down my throat. I'm not ashamed to admit that I only wash my hair when it looks like I just poured an entire thing of olive oil on it, but when I'm also wearing a green sweatshirt with red Norts I think people start to think that I don't have my life together, which is pretty true but i don't need the stares to remind myself people!! I'm also not ashamed to say that Starbuck's cake pops are God's gift to earth and I'd take a bouquet of those over flowers any day of the week (future husband, take note). Wow, i'm rambling, but basically, it's really wrong that members of the opposite sex think it's okay to sit right near me and think that I'll be able to focus on anything else but them...(wow that was a creepy sentence).
2. The pizza box boy
Okay ya, we get it. You've been in the library since the break of dawn and you're starving, but the fact that people think it's totally acceptable to bring multiple boxes of pizza to their table and make me drool from across the room is ridiculous. From the first paragraph, you can probably tell that I love food more than anything, so any smell of delicious food in my vicinity that I don't have access to makes me hate that person who does.
3. The "I'm acting like I'm at a club and jamming to my music way too loudly" person
PSA: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING HEADPHONES DOESN'T MEAN THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO!!!!!!!! I'm just casually listening to my girly tunes like, Tay Sway and 50 Cent and then all of a sudden I hear some blah-blah-boopity-bop trap music come out of no where. Literally the worst. Please turn down your music and stop acting like you're at Baja's.
4. The awkward run-in
These are just the people that make the library experience oh so uncomfortable. You know who I'm talking about...the ONE person you don't want to see, and on a campus of 40,000 students you shouldn't, but as luck would have it, you do!!! That stare down you two give each other and if you're lucky, you may get a half smile or wave. These run-ins make me want to run and keep running (and that's saying something because I don't run).
5. Starbuck's Employees
I could write a novel on these people. Before I start, I should say that there are a few people who I work there who I really do like and they're so kind. However, the rest are the worst. You're trying to tell me you ran out of ICED COFFEE or CREAM?? You're Starbucks. That's what you do. Also, if it's 12 am and there is a line as long as my creepy obsessions list is then I really don't think it's necessary for the cashier to have a 5 minute conversation with every!! single!! person!! I'm just here to get my midnight snack, not to talk to you about how much you hate working night shifts.
Thank goodness after this week I'll have a break from these people for three months!! I'm not sure what I'm going to do without my Strozier though :( ily stroz <3
Anyway, I honestly wouldn't mind finals week thaaaat much if the library wasn't filled with people who don't even realize we have one until the last week of the year. They're like the people who only go to church on Easter and Christmas. I know you guys aren't trying to cause any trouble but as a regular Stroz goer, I don't appreciate that *MY* small circle table on the second floor to the right is taken all week.. It hurts. No seriously, I sit at that table so much it basically has my butt engraved into the chairs of it.
So here's a list of the people of Stroz that make me want to pull my hair out:
1. The attractive male
Somehow every beautiful boy on this earth just happens to go to FSU and chooses to go to the library at the same time. I mean hot dayuuum, everyone from the blue eyed beauty to the dad bod, there are so many times I catch myself staring. I mean they're fun to look at but it isn't fun when they see me and my unwashed hair of three days while shoving a cake pop down my throat. I'm not ashamed to admit that I only wash my hair when it looks like I just poured an entire thing of olive oil on it, but when I'm also wearing a green sweatshirt with red Norts I think people start to think that I don't have my life together, which is pretty true but i don't need the stares to remind myself people!! I'm also not ashamed to say that Starbuck's cake pops are God's gift to earth and I'd take a bouquet of those over flowers any day of the week (future husband, take note). Wow, i'm rambling, but basically, it's really wrong that members of the opposite sex think it's okay to sit right near me and think that I'll be able to focus on anything else but them...(wow that was a creepy sentence).
2. The pizza box boy
Okay ya, we get it. You've been in the library since the break of dawn and you're starving, but the fact that people think it's totally acceptable to bring multiple boxes of pizza to their table and make me drool from across the room is ridiculous. From the first paragraph, you can probably tell that I love food more than anything, so any smell of delicious food in my vicinity that I don't have access to makes me hate that person who does.
3. The "I'm acting like I'm at a club and jamming to my music way too loudly" person
PSA: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING HEADPHONES DOESN'T MEAN THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO!!!!!!!! I'm just casually listening to my girly tunes like, Tay Sway and 50 Cent and then all of a sudden I hear some blah-blah-boopity-bop trap music come out of no where. Literally the worst. Please turn down your music and stop acting like you're at Baja's.
4. The awkward run-in
These are just the people that make the library experience oh so uncomfortable. You know who I'm talking about...the ONE person you don't want to see, and on a campus of 40,000 students you shouldn't, but as luck would have it, you do!!! That stare down you two give each other and if you're lucky, you may get a half smile or wave. These run-ins make me want to run and keep running (and that's saying something because I don't run).
5. Starbuck's Employees
I could write a novel on these people. Before I start, I should say that there are a few people who I work there who I really do like and they're so kind. However, the rest are the worst. You're trying to tell me you ran out of ICED COFFEE or CREAM?? You're Starbucks. That's what you do. Also, if it's 12 am and there is a line as long as my creepy obsessions list is then I really don't think it's necessary for the cashier to have a 5 minute conversation with every!! single!! person!! I'm just here to get my midnight snack, not to talk to you about how much you hate working night shifts.
Thank goodness after this week I'll have a break from these people for three months!! I'm not sure what I'm going to do without my Strozier though :( ily stroz <3