With school coming to a close and summer just beginning, I'm sure you all are planning how to make your summer just like High School Musical 2 or a Nicholas Sparks book. With much anticipation of your summer full of eye opening experiences while running around on a golf course singing and dancing (looking at you Zac Efron), I'm sure you have all been working extremely hard on that summer body. Here are the key factors that brought me to my summer 2k15 body, and how you too can get a #BodLikeHelz:
The trick to getting our summer bod is that you don't say no to food. Ever. Friends bring oreos to Stroz? If you haven't eaten at last two sleeve you're doing it wrong. Non-English speaking taco man at Pot's offers you a free taco? IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS!!
I'm also so #blessed that I get to pass the beautiful establishment known as Chik-fil-A every single day. An attempt at healthy food isn't an option because when you're ballin on a budget with only $6 to spend a day on your meal plan (so freshman), the salads are automatically off the list,so just stick to what you know, which is drowning your fries and sandwich in so much Chik-fil-A sauce that you basically become Chik-fil-A sauce. Side note: their new frozen lemonades are a great way to get your daily serving size of fruit.
Another important step is going to Dunkin Donuts at 9:57 when it closes at 10 and convince the employees that it's ridiculous they are going to throw out all of those perfectly, delicious donuts. After saying that you'll end up with a dozen donuts for free (and a bag of munchkins that aren't pictured). Free food = happy helz.
I know you're all thinking...dayum girl, you eat so well do you even work out?? Well friends, procrastinating on it for three weeks straight, it's time to hit the gym. My workout regiment is pretty tough... 40 minutes on the treadmill.. Not too short but just long enough to get through an episode on Netflix. If you go at the wrong time when it gets super facey, stay strong girl. The only person that is thinking you look like a freaking tomato about to explode because you haven't stepped foot in a gym in three weeks is just about everyone, but what doesn't kill you make you stronger, girlypop. Oh and sometimes if I'm really feeling crazy, I'll walk the stairs to the my dorm on the fifth floor and that's a pretty solid exercise for the day.
If you follow these tips, and add in a few more Starbuck's cake pops (or like 17) here and there, you'll be on your way to a #Summer2k15Bod aka a #BodLikeHelz. Happy nomming!
The trick to getting our summer bod is that you don't say no to food. Ever. Friends bring oreos to Stroz? If you haven't eaten at last two sleeve you're doing it wrong. Non-English speaking taco man at Pot's offers you a free taco? IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS!!
I'm also so #blessed that I get to pass the beautiful establishment known as Chik-fil-A every single day. An attempt at healthy food isn't an option because when you're ballin on a budget with only $6 to spend a day on your meal plan (so freshman), the salads are automatically off the list,so just stick to what you know, which is drowning your fries and sandwich in so much Chik-fil-A sauce that you basically become Chik-fil-A sauce. Side note: their new frozen lemonades are a great way to get your daily serving size of fruit.
Another important step is going to Dunkin Donuts at 9:57 when it closes at 10 and convince the employees that it's ridiculous they are going to throw out all of those perfectly, delicious donuts. After saying that you'll end up with a dozen donuts for free (and a bag of munchkins that aren't pictured). Free food = happy helz.
I know you're all thinking...dayum girl, you eat so well do you even work out?? Well friends, procrastinating on it for three weeks straight, it's time to hit the gym. My workout regiment is pretty tough... 40 minutes on the treadmill.. Not too short but just long enough to get through an episode on Netflix. If you go at the wrong time when it gets super facey, stay strong girl. The only person that is thinking you look like a freaking tomato about to explode because you haven't stepped foot in a gym in three weeks is just about everyone, but what doesn't kill you make you stronger, girlypop. Oh and sometimes if I'm really feeling crazy, I'll walk the stairs to the my dorm on the fifth floor and that's a pretty solid exercise for the day.
If you follow these tips, and add in a few more Starbuck's cake pops (or like 17) here and there, you'll be on your way to a #Summer2k15Bod aka a #BodLikeHelz. Happy nomming!